Happy Memorial Day! From Your Uncle . . . Sam

Marti Oakley, Contributing Writer
Activist Post

Enjoy your holiday everyone!  Take time to remember those who gave their lives and/or service in defense of your liberty.


Those who fill the rows in Arlington National Cemetery and those who have been buried near their homes gave all they had to make sure you remained free.  Many suffer from lifelong disabilities as a result of their service in honor of your freedom.  To honor them and their sacrifices we, in the federal government, lovingly referred to as “Uncle Sam” have done everything we could to sustain the Constitution and your civil liberties and freedom.

Just as a reminder of how valuable these lives were and how great their sacrifice was, we at “Uncle Sam” would like to point you to our vast and unending efforts to honor that sacrifice:

• Returning Iraq/Afghanistan soldiers are listed by Homeland Security and the Southern Poverty Law Center as “possible domestic terrorists”. 
• Those soldiers allowed to seek treatment for Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome are routinely given psychotropic drug cocktails to hasten their demise. (Oops!)
• We have left many of them damaged and homeless in the streets while we denied them benefits and services.
• In many instances we took life insurance policies (dead peasant policies) out on military personnel so that we could collect the insurance if they were killed in action, and there by deprived their families of those benefits.

But hey!  We got a failing economy and needed to cut costs and collect on our investments. After all, if they can’t go fight for the oil cartels . . . Anyway . . . about that freedom thing . . . Thanks to Homeland Security, the agency that is charged with protecting the government from you and your “freedoms”  we at (“Uncle Sam”) have done everything we could to redefine those freedoms as the threat they are to our continued existence.  Therefore:

• You are no longer allowed to board a plane without one of our sexually perverted  TSA (TotalSexual Assault) agents to either view your naked body in a scanner or to grope you unnecessarily, fondling your breasts and genitals …
• For you ladies this is an especially invasive experience as these sexually perverted TSA agents will also attempt to invade your vagina…after all….no telling what you might have in there. (Isn’t freedom a great thing?)
• Because we value your freedom and the sacrifices made by our precious military we are now attempting to install these TSA checkpoints in public buildings, hospitals, train stations, stadiums, libraries and anywhere else we can find a collection of otherwise unemployable riff-raff willing to stoop this low and where we look forward to groping you repeatedly just so you understand how free you are.
•  We are also in the process of devising a plan to identify and track your personal vehicle.  That way, we know where you are and will tax you on your way with our new “per mile” tax to be assessed at the pump.  (PS: we can also deny you access to the pump so you may not be going anywhere!)
• Also, in the name of national security (one of our standard jingos that we love to use when we are really going to put the screws to that “freedom” thing), we now employ more than 40,000 in-house spies in 17 various spy agencies to do nothing but spy on you. 
• We are reading your email, snail mail and listening in on your phone conversations and invading your privacy at every opportunity and on every level for no other reason than… WE CAN!  God bless those who died for “freedom.”
• We are assembling dossiers on each and every one of you and with the help of Southern Poverty Lie Center, we have many of you on targeted lists as “nativist extremists” (patriots) and view your patriotism as a threat to “Uncle Sam”.
• We intend to use all of this data collection whether true or not, to prosecute you if we decide you are too much of a nuisance and if you continue to insist on your “rights”. 
• Just to make sure that you know what a threat you are to us, we are also sending 500 roving surveillance vans out into the country to x-ray as you walk down the street, or shop or just pass by us!  

“Uncle Sam” wants you to know that we appreciate those who gave their life so that you could remain free, but it is time for you to accept that not only do we not care what their reasons were, they were fighting the wrong enemy.  It is your “Uncle Sam” via Homeland security, the judicial system and that collection of elected thugs, liars, cheats and deceivers in congress who are doing the damage; having done what no terrorist could.

• We just extended the anti-Constitutional Patriot Act.  For those not familiar with it, this Act destroyed the Constitution and your freedom.
• It was not foreign terrorists who hated you for your freedoms…it was us at “Uncle Sam”!
• The judiciary right up to SCOTUS is so corrupted we can’t help but laugh every time we see you look to these black-robed puppets thinking they are going to protect the Constitution, or you.  Citizens v United was just ice cream on our fascist cake!
• We at “Uncle Sam” hold secret meetings with foreign interests devising plans on how to deprive you of your sovereignty and force you into a New World Order. 
• We have sold your land to foreign governments and investors along with rights to your water and food. (Don’t worry!  We are eating well and have plenty to drink).
• We have passed so many laws, written so many unlawful executive orders, empowered so many privately owned federal agencies with law making powers and enforcement capabilities (you know what that means!) that you really don’t stand a chance against us.
• Thanks to No Child Left Behind, your children are rendered so stupid they can barely think for themselves at all. 
• We are working hard to instill in their little minds that national sovereignty is a thing of the past and they should view themselves as “global citizens”…part of the hive!
• While we arrest you for protesting, for objecting to our policies and demanding a return to the Constitutional Republic…..we have allowed a flood of millions of illegal immigrants to protest in your streets for their “rights”, unchallenged.
• We have convinced you that Muslims want to kill you all and in this vein we allow an estimated 2 million to immigrate here each year.

On Memorial Day our current New World Order representative, President Obama will be beamed across your TV screens laying a huge wreath on the grave of the unknown soldier, just as every representative of the NWO has done before him.  We’ll play “taps” too…that’s always good for jerking the heartstrings and god knows we love manipulating you.

While you are busy with this, we will be causing the deaths of not only our own military, but huge numbers of Afghanis and Iraqis, along with Libyans, Pakistanis, and whomever else has assets we have decided we want.  We will indiscriminately cause the deaths of men, women and children all around the world for no other reason than they refused to give up what belonged to them.  We will do everything we can to convince you that these people are your enemies, or our all time favorite…..we are saving them from a brutal dictator (one of our buddies).

Be sure to celebrate the service and sacrifice of all our soldiers; they truly deserve it.  In all of what we have caused and done they were the only honorable part of it.  If you think we have lied to you and manipulated you, it is nothing compared to the lies we told them as we sent them off to fight wars of aggression for global cartels.

Memorial Day:  The day “Uncle Sam” celebrates the coming New World Order.

Marti Oakley is a political activist and former op-ed columnist for the St Cloud Times in Minnesota. She was a member of the Times Writer’s Group until she resigned in September of 07. She is neither Democrat nor Republican, since neither party is representative of the American people. She says what she thinks, means what she says, and is known for being outspoken. She is hopeful that the American public will wake up to what is happening to our beloved country . . . little of it is left.  Her website is The PPJ Gazette   

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